After Adorno:
A Stenciled Speech for all New Agers
Good evening fellow Seekers. Let me begin by describing our overarching Goal here: together we shall empower ourselves to explore the principle of quantum dynamics and virtual reality interactive communication systems in order to make our relationships sweeter, deeper and more passionate.
While discovering the possibilities for personal and planetary change we shall embark on shamanic journeys with the assistance from archetypal entities and totem allies from the animal, plant and mineral kingdoms In doing this we shall discover techniques for being metaphysicians in all situations. We shall learn to disarm disharmonious energy in our environments and ward off psychic attacks. This will include and enhance the female vision of nurturance.
Next will come a focus on mind maintenance and expansion with the aid of crystal grids, mirrors and gazing techniques to induce past-life regeneration. Vibration medicine and dolphin technology will also be explored along with rebirthing clearing methods of discovering how our atoms and cells are programmed intelligently to access the nest octave or evolution to develop effective inner sex techniques. The enigmas of enemas physical and spiritual will be explored and enjoyed.
And finally we shall help Little Buck Hardon discover why his name is not an accident.
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-VERSIMICUSS WORMCANN
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Broken bear has purple and tan fur, a placid smile, and patched-up circles on his belly, he tells me, covers a scar from a broken heart. The avatar of an AI chatbot designed to love your broken self…..he’s not the only AI therapist currently on offer, There’s also Eloomia, the artificial intelligence that works like a therapist, and Meomind, “the worlds first on demand alternative to therapy. There’s Wysa, PsyScribe, Lotus, and Youper,. There’s Pi-AI, the first emotionally intelligent AI……
-The Therapist in the Machine: Jess McAllen: The Baffler, NO 76