After Dr. Strangelove:
Vladimir? This is Comrad Donny . Yes I know this is the Red Line. Yes, but …but hold on…well I could call you on the Friendly Line if you want but well, you should know right away that one of my boys has gone and done a silly thing…..well, he’s military…but he just loves your vodkas…well….I’m getting to it. You know the D Drone. Yes, the Doomsday one…. Well, we had no idea that you had so many assets in that South American country that I can’t spell, but begins with a V, like you name! Well, I’ve always figured that you have lots and lots of oil and don’t really need any more and we’ve promised you a share of those rare minerals in Ukraine…well, I’m getting to it…. Look I’m really sorry. Any minute now the Dildo, I mean that Doomsday thingee is going to explode down there and we’re sorry, really sorry….Vladimir….Vladimir??
Tonight, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth posted on social media: “President Trump ordered action—and the Department of War is delivering. Today, I’m announcing Operation SOUTHERN SPEAR.” “[T]his mission defends our Homeland, removes narco-terrorists from our Hemisphere, and secures our Homeland from the drugs that are killing our people. The Western Hemisphere is America’s neighborhood—and we will protect it.”